This is an actually picture of me today. Why do I shower? Seriously, haven’t any of you parents out there wondered this same question? Today, I showered and even applied makeup. It’s Saturday, and it felt like a good day to dress cute and feel like a real person. I put on my cutest jeans and a nice sweater. Within 10 minutes, I found myself covered in baby boogers, cheeto crumbs, and Halloween candy slime. Basically, we moms are walking napkins. I learned early on as a mother to never wear white. If you looked in my closet today you would see mostly black, brown, and dark purple clothes. It hides hand-prints really well. Also, don’t try to clean up dirty spots on your clothes with a wet wipe. You will end up with a dirty spot covered in fuzz. Trust me on this one.
Anyone else wonder why they showered today? Tell me I’m not alone!